Monday, December 29, 2008

Seasoned Beatings from Montana

halp

somehow I ended up in Montana for Christmas
somehow I also live here
what should I do?

It has been pretty cold here but the past couple of days have been above 0 degrees.
I tried to go skiing but our car somehow got eaten by a snowbank.
AAA has had to tow my family's car out of a snowbank 3 times in the past week.

methmethmethmethmethmethmethmeth

Christmas was ballin'
my parents gave me a set of prismacolor colored pencils and some economics type books

meth

I'm bored here! meth isn't working anymore!

I cut off the party half of my mullet

and i got all the bugs out of my skin
finally

I miss everybody and I can't wait to have a party when we all get back to Oberlin.
The party will have lots of meth and to come you have to bring a date- bcuz the theme of the party is domestic violence.  There will be party games like "pin the rock on the crack pipe" and "give yer date 2 black eyes".  Whiskey and marlboro reds for every boy and girl.  Stray cats welcome.  Guns required.

If you can't come to the party, let me know before hand, because I need to know how much food to not buy, because we will all be on tweak so we won't be hungry.

holla
Meredith Crack
BAMFetamine queen

Thursday, December 18, 2008

lets get out of ohio.

a haiku, by devra

finals are finished
adderall no longer strong
sleep, or get straight fucked?

meredith left obie trice at 4:30 today.
it's probably really really cold in montana, and i don't even think they have amphetamines up there.
wait, just kidding, methamphetmine is definitely an amphetamine.
wish her a merry christ time!
don't get too cracked out, merriedeth!
luvs.