Adventures in Candyland pt. 1

ESRA IS SO PUNK ROCK... TABASCO SAWCE LOLLLLL

OH HI.. I'm an ANGSTY TEENGR

Hey guyz. So I've been in candyland for like 2 days now, and I'm having a pretty "weird" time. Right now it's "raining" so I can't "sunbathe" or like "tan" or "whatever." Instead, I am stuck sitting outside of my coffee shop underneath an "umbrella" smoking a tobacco "joint" and reading "Camus."

Anyway, Stephen Malkmus is here. OMG he's walking over. HOLD ON!

Oh fuck, it wasn't Steve. It was just some dick asking me not to smoke. FUCK U DUDE. I CAN SMOKE WHEREVER I WANT... IM AN ANGSTY TEENGR.. K?

OMG IT STOPPED RAINING
ITS SUNNY OUT
G2G WINDSURFFFARRAWRRRRR


luv u guyz
MD

P.S.

I miss u all.