corrupting a childhood hobby the bk way

"are you ready 2 party???"	"It's four in the morning, steve aoki. get out of our apartment."

my new favorite thing to do at "work" (besides vomiting in the water cooler) is to make anime princess dolls of all my favorite friends, family, pets, appendages, diseases, roleplaying characters, coworkers, and porn stars. when i was young(er than i am right now), I would cut out various outfits from magazines such as "NINTENDO POWER" and "EASTBAY", as these were the only subscriptions my brothers received on a monthly basis, and collage them into the animeprincessdoll i desired. it never really quite had the effect i desired, though, and i ended up with lots of Ganondorf bodies accompanied by varying Adidas footwear for heads. after a while i gave it up and started watching porn.

BUT, childhood dreamers, cry not! recently i discovered something called "the internet", which is basically a box with a lot of shit in it that you can play with for free and without your mommy finding out. in this box, they have millions of magazines that aren't of casual sportswear or retired SNES characters. they have this one particular magazine called "Candy Dollmaker 4: Sparkle Edition", that i have been particularily interested in. at first, i thought it was porn, so i really liked it. but after a week or so I realized that most popular porn involves taking off clothing, not putting it back on with rhinestones. upon further investigation, i deducted that it did not feel, smell, or taste like pornography. it felt, smelled, and tasted exactly like a familiar trigonometrical (wow i can't believe that isn't underlined in red. it's a real word. go fig.) equation:

[(eastbay+nintendo power+modge podge)x imagination]/insecurity = ANIMEPRINCESSDOLLS!!!

sparing yall all the deats, i made a lil comic for you to luv. it's that thing that was at the top of this post. i bet it didn't make much sense then, huh? well, now it has 'context within a greater arena' or something gay like that.

luvs devendrs

ps, i i never noticed how similar melissa and steve aoki look until i made them into animeporncess dolls.